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Post by johnVC on Sept 5, 2024 17:19:30 GMT
Investment Opportunity: Please Continue Reading. Thank you.
Attached to this email you will find a document. In this document you will find a series of words. nearly 10,000 of them. It is my hope that these words make sense in the order they were written in and that the overall experience of reading them in the order in which they were written is an overall positive one and does cause the undesired wastage of any time or energy of anyone besides the algorithm composing this email.
Thank you for your service.
"johnVC"
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Post by rorschalk on Sept 5, 2024 17:31:27 GMT
Dear Mr. "VC"
We are intrigued by this opportunity to decipher the algorithms of these 10,000 critically-arranged words. Rockefeller shall be dispatched to make a finding upon the probability of said arrangement of words' value harbinging capital return on any future investment.
I will keep you apprised of the process and promptly relay you the results, whether they terminate your proxy contract or warrant further scrutiny by the electronic capital managers occupying the Terminal. I wish you the best of luck in this process, but now must bid you good day.
The Rorschalk
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