Post by rorschalk on Feb 2, 2024 17:30:53 GMT
And now, for purposes of entertainment and the expiation of the whole sordid affair, I bring you the explanation and subsequent tet a tet that accompanied the ultimately rejected capital venture ONE NIGHT AT THE BAR:
Dear Mr. VC,
To start a fire under our asses, we've tweaked our submission process. Please refer to the revised guidelines for direction. As it is, this introduction does not have the horsepower, the juice nor the je ne c'est quoi to get your submission read on the floor.
FYI, I don't much care for summaries of the prospective submission since, once it does reach the floor, the submission will of necessity speak for itself. Like I said, read the new guidelines and then you'll have a good idea of what I'm looking for as far as stepping aside and letting capital through onto the floor.
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Theodore Q. Rorschalk
founder and CEO of Total Quality Reading, LLC
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Dear Mr. VC,
To start a fire under our asses, we've tweaked our submission process. Please refer to the revised guidelines for direction. As it is, this introduction does not have the horsepower, the juice nor the je ne c'est quoi to get your submission read on the floor.
FYI, I don't much care for summaries of the prospective submission since, once it does reach the floor, the submission will of necessity speak for itself. Like I said, read the new guidelines and then you'll have a good idea of what I'm looking for as far as stepping aside and letting capital through onto the floor.
--
Theodore Q. Rorschalk
founder and CEO of Total Quality Reading, LLC
***
