Post by janeVC on Aug 23, 2023 13:54:40 GMT
Dear Capital Manager,
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Therefore, I am attaching for your review a proposal for goodstuff capital in my possession that may intrigue you and your investors due to its floorit potential, fit for The Monkey, and abundant use of, you guessed it—marketing. Below are several brief statements about the proposed capital to pique your interest:
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Best regards,
janeVC
It has come to my attention that you are consistently (24/7/365) on the lookout for goodstuff capital. As you are aware, as astute capitalists yourselves, the success of capital often boils down to precisely three things: 1. Marketing, 2. Marketing, and lastly, 3. Marketing.
Therefore, I am attaching for your review a proposal for goodstuff capital in my possession that may intrigue you and your investors due to its floorit potential, fit for The Monkey, and abundant use of, you guessed it—marketing. Below are several brief statements about the proposed capital to pique your interest:
You can't be famous.
You can't be famous as a young artist.
You can't be famous as a young artist without help.
You can't be famous as a young artist without help from someone who can pull marketing levers.
You can't be famous as a young artist without help from someone who can pull marketing levers—and there is always a price to pay in return.
Please review this proposal at earliest convenience. I believe you may find it quite Unzine.
Best regards,
janeVC
