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Post by johnVC on May 17, 2023 19:40:46 GMT
Dear Capital managers,
Attached please find my venture, "The Sounds of a House," which runs about 5200 words.
I'm not sure if this will get me past the doorman, but you have a typo on your Guidelines page. Should be weasel not weasle. If that's intentional, the joke's on me.
Thanks for your consideration.
johnVC
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Post by rorschalk on May 17, 2023 19:58:22 GMT
Dear Mr. VC,
Despite your refusal to bend to the lingo and the straightforward, some would say boring, delivery of this query, the benefit of your contribution to the site, even before we consider this venture that you've writ, cannot be overstated.
Where may I send your complimentary copy of Touching the Monkey 2, to, as a token of my esteem? Oh, and if it wasn't clear before, THE SOUNDS OF A HOUSE is being sent to the craggy mountain top vista now called the Floor.
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