Post by rorschalk on Apr 3, 2023 18:23:35 GMT
HAPPY FOOLS DAY! (two days short of a pencil sharpner)
Hey ya'll,
I have another profound and glorious idea that will bring us and all things TQR that much closer to the brink of literary world domination. Dig. Since all gmail correspondences twixt me and you all are public, let's ramp up the conversation to nuclear Armageddon levels of rhetorical hyperbole. Like our hair's always on fire or we're suffering through the manic convulsions of old King Lear. Example.
I just had a inquiry about a fallen through the cracks venture. I axed Rox to take it once I figured out it had fallen through the cracks in a business as usual capital consortium standard kinda way. But in our new modus operandi I could have done it like this.
Holy Hamlet! We've got a languishing venture that's about to code! It needs some CPR stat. Fie! I tell the world we're captain kirking over here like it's nobody's business but then turn around and make some poor schlub VC wait ten months for a non answer? My God! Is there no one who'll stay awake with me, rockefeller? Must I face this winter of my discontent all alone?
See? It could be a whole routine. Me, being a Shakespeare kinda guy naturally gravitate that way. We can all build our own unique melodramatic personas, yeah? I started this place with the motto STORIES ARE OUR BUSINESS and this the actual way to make that motto sing. Also, we are titled TOTAL QUALITY READING after all, and that goes for the mundane correspondence shouldn't it? It's another way to set ourselves apart. Let us be making stories as we vet the stories. Do you see what I mean? Throw in some of TQRspeak lingo for good measure so we're all creating the unique culture of TQR like Borges' built Tlon and we'll be cooking with gas!
Do not say that I am mad. And please stop calling me Shirley!
Hey ya'll,
I have another profound and glorious idea that will bring us and all things TQR that much closer to the brink of literary world domination. Dig. Since all gmail correspondences twixt me and you all are public, let's ramp up the conversation to nuclear Armageddon levels of rhetorical hyperbole. Like our hair's always on fire or we're suffering through the manic convulsions of old King Lear. Example.
I just had a inquiry about a fallen through the cracks venture. I axed Rox to take it once I figured out it had fallen through the cracks in a business as usual capital consortium standard kinda way. But in our new modus operandi I could have done it like this.
Holy Hamlet! We've got a languishing venture that's about to code! It needs some CPR stat. Fie! I tell the world we're captain kirking over here like it's nobody's business but then turn around and make some poor schlub VC wait ten months for a non answer? My God! Is there no one who'll stay awake with me, rockefeller? Must I face this winter of my discontent all alone?
See? It could be a whole routine. Me, being a Shakespeare kinda guy naturally gravitate that way. We can all build our own unique melodramatic personas, yeah? I started this place with the motto STORIES ARE OUR BUSINESS and this the actual way to make that motto sing. Also, we are titled TOTAL QUALITY READING after all, and that goes for the mundane correspondence shouldn't it? It's another way to set ourselves apart. Let us be making stories as we vet the stories. Do you see what I mean? Throw in some of TQRspeak lingo for good measure so we're all creating the unique culture of TQR like Borges' built Tlon and we'll be cooking with gas!
Do not say that I am mad. And please stop calling me Shirley!
