We do not want the capital you sent. But, on an up note, you sent it to the wrong magazine. Other zines out there will fucking love this. We just don’t happen to cater to Knights and round tables and spells, unless those knights happen to be gay (imagine the fashion) and the dragons are vampires and the round table is a twice a week poker night at Frank’s mother’s house. We’re weird, man. Thanks for giving us a chance to publish your stuff.