We would like to thank you for submitting to TQR, and (at this point we are not sure how much you understand what we type) we kind of admire your huge bag of balls, I mean, would I ever craft some capital and submit it to Brazil? Fuck no, man! But you did. You are awesome. FYI, some of your lines (I like to call sentences lines, because I am a huge Philip Roth fanatic, I mean I have every single one of his books on my shelf, I wish I was a Jew) make no fucking sense whatsoever. But God bless you, sir. And, on a side note, I’d like to inform everyone that we are not fooled by this robot shit. As an editor of TQR, I am being polite and saying “so sorry, but the capital you sent is not good enough for our zine”, but in reality, the real world, I am saying we know the capital you sent was crafted by your fucking computer. So fuck off.
I know. I do try to rake the yard crosswards. And I actually really liked the “fuck off”. Gives the VC an opportunity to lash out. God Christ, I love when the VCs cross examine.
5 hours later boligard doomey
Okay. No more fuck offs. But this VC deserved it. I mean, it was totally a robot typing some prose, it was awful. I think it is okay I tell a robot to fuck off. My opinion. But, yeah, okay. No more “fuck off”s bro. Is it okay I call you bro? That might be triggering. Surry (Canadian for sorry).
Well, I haven't had any blowback yet. So...maybe it was a total robot job. Just ez with that man. Although, mad VC give me an opportunity to shoot them a TTM2 copy and might trigger an avalanche of sales once the VC posts a bang up review of our beloved antho to their 5 million facebook friends, right? Is it too late to dream? Maybe.