Knowing full well that you reject all my submissions, but since I am stubborn, old and somewhat nasty, I will continue to submit. Please try not to be on hallucinogens while writing the rejection letter like last time. Now that I have read your anthology cover to cover, I see you publish all kinds, though my tales tend to be kinder which probably doesn’t go well in today’s witty world.
Nevertheless, I submit here my venture in which a regular ole wife deals with her 39 year old husband going through a sex change.
I won’t bother with my list of credits since you’re not impressed by that stuff.