Post by janeVC on Jul 14, 2020 12:44:36 GMT
Dear capital managers,
Knowing full well that you reject all my submissions, but since I am stubborn, old and somewhat nasty, I will continue to submit. Please try not to be on hallucinogens while writing the rejection letter like last time. Now that I have read your anthology cover to cover, I see you publish all kinds, though my tales tend to be kinder which probably doesn’t go well in today’s witty world.
Nevertheless, I submit here my venture in which a regular ole wife deals with her 39 year old husband going through a sex change.
I won’t bother with my list of credits since you’re not impressed by that stuff.
The piece is attached. Thank you!
Sincerely, jameVC
Knowing full well that you reject all my submissions, but since I am stubborn, old and somewhat nasty, I will continue to submit. Please try not to be on hallucinogens while writing the rejection letter like last time. Now that I have read your anthology cover to cover, I see you publish all kinds, though my tales tend to be kinder which probably doesn’t go well in today’s witty world.
Nevertheless, I submit here my venture in which a regular ole wife deals with her 39 year old husband going through a sex change.
I won’t bother with my list of credits since you’re not impressed by that stuff.
The piece is attached. Thank you!
Sincerely, jameVC