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Post by johnVC on May 8, 2020 16:32:57 GMT
Dear Roschalk, Exalted Wanker:
It must have slipped the surly bonds of editorial attention, but my capital, "The Retreat," was portholed and I never received notice! Is this your usual Modus operandi? An Acceptance is best, but at least acknowledgment is a nice pat on the head (Good boy! Good boy!) Not to seem to needy, but I actually keep records.
colostonomically yours, john VC
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Post by rorschalk on May 8, 2020 16:38:02 GMT
Theodore Q. Rorschalk <tqrstories@gmail.com> 10:29 AM (5 minutes ago) to john VC
Good day, Mr. VC,
My apologies for the lack of the official rejection via electronic mail. Chalk it up to the old excuse of 'falling through the cracks'. Thank you for bringing this to my attention. Doomey is due a good flogging, I have the cat o'nine tails primed and ready in my grip. I wager, after a good, clean striping, he will endeavor to do better.
unabashedly penitently yours, TQR
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