We sat down and examined the shit out of the capital you sent. It does not grab our collective balls, it does not twist our collective balls, and it does not pull on our twisted balls. But, man, fucking hell, the narrative is long! Right? Might want to make it less so.
We’re tossing you out the Porthole, son. Sorry, man. Good effort. Good fucking effort. The capital is capable, cousin Keep sending it out. Some other zine will engulf it, swallow it, because zines are seriously currently swallowing a lot of ejecta.